morning of horror

I was sitting there, next to my man, having my morning yoghurt with cereal, reading the newspaper, a calm moment a normal working morning before rushing off to the office.

And then, through the corner of my eye, right next to my elbow, crawling swiftly on the windowstill, a HUGE, BLACK, HAIRY spider... I screamed and was at the other end of the kitchen within hundreth of seconds!! My man almost got a heartattack! ( from me screaming). Bundy came running to my rescue ! Then the spider had disappeared. The only thing worse than a HUGE, BLACK, HAIRY spider, is a HUGE BLACK HAIRY spider all of a sudden gone. Where did it go? And worse - when will it attack me again?! Bundy was all excited of this all of a sudden against normal morning action, my man still panting from the shock I'd given him - and THERE IT WAS AGAIN!! ON THE FLOOR! KILL IT! TAKE IT! HELP!

My man - now able to breathe again - took some paper, squelched the invader, and peace and calm re-emerged....

Pffff.

I prefer my spiders like this

home and away

A week ago I met up with my dearest BFF - Krakilette - for some glorious days, just the two of us. She took the ferry to the south, I took the train to the north, and it was such a treat.


The day of my departure - Bundy HATES when suitcases are brought into the kitchen... he knows something's cooking, and it's NOT a treat for him...

North of Denmark, at the Hirtshals harbour, poetic view.

At the beach on a winter day -the lady in red is indeed Krakilette...:o)

view from our appartment

artistic wall at the town centre

home again - Bundy all exhausted after greeting me very much welcome home... ( and noone has cleaned the floor while I was away for 3 days... why am I not surprised...)

see, we could fit shoes together.... almost...

diet

Bikini season coming up... sigh...

Thank God I AM married... don't tell my hubs I said that... :o)

....

joke

Babies

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts.
One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor.
The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!"
The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.

"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."

"Saints be praised, I..."

Before Mike can finish the doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey."

Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
"You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."

"Thanks be to..."

Again the doctor cuts in. "Hold the lantern, Mikey! Hold the lantern!"

Soon the doctor delivers a third child.
The doctor holds up the third baby for Mike's inspection.

"Doctor," asks Mike, "do you think it's the light that's attracting 'em?"

Spring is here!!

Spring is on its way!

You can already see the deer in the field :o)

cute